Ways To Annoy ppl in Restrooms.
Found this today when I was packing up my old office down the road, some of these are funny as fuck, i figured I'd share um. If you have one to add post it!
1. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that"
2. Say "DAYUM This water is cold" (Or Deep)
3. Say "Now how did THAT! get in there?"
4.Cheer and clap loudly whenever someone else makes a "bodly noise"
5. Spread some peanutbutter on the end of a wad of tolietpaper, drop it on the floor so it goes under the next stall, then ask "Hey would you mind handing me that"
6. say "Man that sure LOOKS like a maggott"
7. Say "Hmmm is this a gloryhole?"
8. Put your feet up on the walls of the stalls, then wait for someone to knock on your stalldoor then say "Who is it" or "Come iiiiiiin"
9. Say "Humas, reminds me of Humas"
10. Stick your hand under the stall wall and say "Excuse me can I borrow a highlighter?"
-Loki-
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