This one is particularly funny:
"May 11th, 2005. Later that day, an instructor and student pilot violate restricted airspace in Washington D.C. It is an event that happens hundreds of times a year, but this time the plane gets to within three miles of the White House. The Capitol is evacuated; Vice President Cheney, the First Lady, and Nancy Reagan are all rushed to secure locations. The President, biking through woods, is not immediately notified."
Essentially everyone bailed and the President is riding a bike in the woods.
Nice firends he gots, if it were real I guess he would not have been missed.
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