Kind of reminds me of the old saying I heard somewhere not sure if I remember it correcly but chalk one more up for vagina:
whats the worst thing about being a dick?
1. you have a swollen bald head with its own brain
2. you are being followed around by a pair of nuts
3. your next door neighbor is an asshole
4. your best friend is a vagina - so one more point for vagina
