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Freaking tricker-treaters out on Oct 31 - need advice
Well, I already have this freaky ass all black scarecrow outfit, and a specialty huge bowl with the bottom cut out, which I put 50-60 king size snickers bars in.
I got a "fake arm" so I can use my real arm to stick in through the bottom of the bowl and make the grab the occasional kids hand....
I just sit there on the porch looking like a stuffed dummy (which is easier, because I have that fake arm and I intentioanlly bend it the wrong way so kids think its fake).....wait for the greddy little buger that takes more than one and then its on like donkey kong. If they take just one, they don't get scared, not a bit. (there is a "scary" sign that says take ONE....and I put headstones on my walkway of little kids that took more than one piece of candy)
Advice needed:
I need some dark, and I mean DARK music that can be played somewhat loud in the backround.... keep in mind, no swearing inthe music, there are kids around and all....
Any help appreciated.
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