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Originally Posted by sonofsam
speaking of BFGoodrich, i was walking around the mall and this guy was like yo.. stop looking at my girlfriend... but he was by himself... and then it was really awkward.. and the security gaurd came and was all like "the malls closing so you guys gotta leave"
hes lucky the security gaurd came, i was getting ready to pull out my credit report to show him how good my credit is
chio... get in this thread!
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I told a car dealership to give me one of their balloons one time. He gave it to me, and its a good thing because I ended up giving it to a little kid. And this girl was there wathcing, and she though it was real sweet and nice of me and then we had sex. She was legal of course. Then she baked me a nice manicotti dish and let me collect her pubic hairs for further research. My research concluded that her pubes were indeed really pubic hair, and that the monster at the end of the street was indeed really a air conditioner.
Chio is on the phone with me, he said that you smell like canned peaches. He wasn't clear on whether or not it was whole peaches, sliced peaches or diced peaches.