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Originally Posted by tony404
No thats not them, sorry if your bitter because your folks arent together.
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If I'm bitter, it's because I missed a chance to jack hammer your mom last time she was "healing her marriage." The ONLY reason I turned her down is because your dad was the one stroking my shoulder asking if I wanted to get "physical" with them. I said, "No offense dude, but I want your wife . . . not you." I asked if he could go get a cup of coffee or something. He said he wanted to super suck my man juice. I again asked him to leave. He started to grab for my rod and I just broke his jaw. He was bleeding and crying and I just couldn't follow through with what his mother wanted at that time.
I just asked her to come back and I would do whatever freaky stuff she wanted. She said, "Ok." I told her to leave that dirty perve of dude behind. She said, "No problem!"