I'd like to borrow $200,000 from you.
I want to open a coffee shop somewhere. I am not sure where. I also don't know the first thing about coffee but it can't be hard. Sell some shitty pastries and have a bunch of cool machines that make "grumble grumble cshhhhhhhhh" noises and spit out black goodness.
I will pay you $480,000 back. I know I can make a few million in my first couple months so I am not worried about it.
I'm stand up and top notch so don't worry about that.
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