It is not just the porn the Conservative Christians are after. Also on their short list is:
Right to Choose.
Birth control
Right to marry whom you love
Evolution
Gambling
Using colorful language on radio or tv
Public schools without "God"
Raves, discos and clubbing
Anything the Clintons or Kennedys support
Sex Education
Sexual Freedom
Divorce
Vacation at Hedonism
Jessica Alba
Howard Stern
A Colorful world where everything and everyone is unique.
And what do they offer in return:
Man/Woman marriage
Missionary position (and nothing for enjoyment)
Stonings and Canings (just suggested, there has been some resistance)
Monogamy
Heaps of Guilt
Church-run schools on our tax dollars
Intelligent Design
Wednesday night Bible Class
Just say 'no'
Abstinence
Anything Senator Orin Hatch supports
Sunday worship services
Vacations to Salt Lake City
Tammy Faye Baker
Rush Limbaugh
A Black/White world where if you don't conform, you are 'evil'
Hmmmmmmm............welcome to Hell
