you know... every 15 steps requires that you pull your pants up from your ankles...
seriously, if you're like that (even if you're black, although white people doing it is even more lame), it's time to pull em' up.. you aren't fooling anyone, you aren't cool, it's not cool to sacrifice comfort for a false sense of security. and it's even more lame if you're a computer nerd doing this, LOL.
so in the words of george carlin.. you're white, you're lame, (and you're a computer nerd), you will never be cool, so stop trying.