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Old 08-15-2002, 07:18 PM  
WiredGuy
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Originally posted by gothweb


Ah. I have the answer.

Get some stage blood, or make some. Get yur girl naked, and have her sit in an akward position in the chair. Splash her with stage blood. Put a knife on the table. Then fuck the living daylights out of her.

Now, the next bit is important. When they start to freak out and run away, you have to have your girl stand up and act really happy and normal and un-stabbed. That way, they are still freaked out, but they don't tell people you killed her. They will just wonder what the fuck happened.
We broke up a long time ago so she may not be willing anymore... Besides that, what will my other office mates think of a blood filled office :-)

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