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Guts or Balls?
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
as follows:
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying,
"You're next."
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