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Originally Posted by DBS.US
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined
as follows:
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying,
"You're next."
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There is a legendary story about Willie Nelson...
After a long night of drinking and carousing...he finally made it home and collapsed, drunk, into bed. Early the next morning...he awoke to a walloping...his wife had sewn him into the top and bottom sheets and was beating him with a broom.
This is just legend...but if it were true....I hardly think he asked her if she was gonna fly somewhere.
Note: Willie has been sober now for many years. Yee haw!