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Old 12-15-2005, 12:06 PM  
split_joel
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Dude not that I think being a hooker is a good job but it is a job to them and they give you service that you oviously are having a hard time finding pussy without ordering it. Regardless your stealing and thats fucked up man. doesnt matter if the girls a slut or not, are you serously that cheap?

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!
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