Originally Posted by BoyDidYouFuckUp

Well let me explain. We had a dipshit in my area who pulled this one too many times. So we set him up. The girl's boyfriend had another keycard, and after enough time had gome by so the envelope was out, he came in. It was empty. He took the guy's wallet, and car keys, then they both took him down to the parking garage, unlocked his driver's door, and while the boyfriend held him they put his thumb between the open door and frame, and she slammed the door as hard as she could. Then they did the same for the other hand.

And they did it the right way too, getting both thumbs crushed right on the knuckle closest to his hand. Then she spit in his face - he was crying and had actually pissed his pants at that point - and threw him in his car. They gave him the keys, but not his id. The boyfriend told him if he ever heard about this guy again, or even had a cop look at him funny - anywhere - he'd show up and do both sets of fingers.

Then they back-channeled a link to a one-off site with a scan of his id. That fucker was blackballed nationwide and was seen on the street later by another girl who said at least one of his hands was permanently fucked up.

She watched him try and put money in a parking meter and apparently it was pretty funny.

And yes, I'm an escort. Whether this skeezy limp dick is for real or not, anybody reading his tips who thinks it's a good idea might want to reconsider.