.....Not really. My secret Santa sent me two bootleg copies of some computer games and a floppy disk full of cheats/walkthroughs. He sent the following note with my gift (my words in red):
Happy Secret Santa!
I hope you enjoy these. They are my favorite computer games.
I'm sorry they don't have the boxes and aren't new
or original, but my affiliates haven't paid me in some time.
I didn't know affiliates were supposed to pay.....
I included everything I could on the floppy. There are walkthroughs and information and on the MechCommander CD, there are a lot of extra things. Just browse and take a look.
Have fun with it!
Gee, thanks.
Although I am grateful for anything I ever get, It pissed me off that this guy had the nerve to do this to me when his list was full of expensive stuff. I wasn't expecting anything expensive, but I wondered why this guy even put his name in if he wasn't going to at least put some thought into it.
If I wanted bootleg games, I could have done that myself. Shit, a gift of blank cds would have been cool.
Anyhow, turns out that I was this guy's secret Santa as well (not sure if it was supposed to be that way) so I went out and purchased an ipod (it was on his list) before I got my lovely gift from him. Not a Nano or video ipod, but still a nice 20 gig for some fool I don't even know.
Since you were foul to me, you get the same. Here is my note I sent with your gift on the 20th:
Happy Secret Santa to you too
I hope you enjoy this fauxpod. It's my favorite mp3 player.
I'm sorry it's not a real ipod, but my "affiliates" haven't paid me in some time.
I tried to make the fauxpod look as real as I could.
Have fun!
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I'm going to give the real ipod to my girlfriend's brother in law. He is blind, but he has mentioned wanting one to listen to audio books.
I wont name you, you know who you are. No hard feelings. Have a Merry Christmas.
