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There is a guy in the town I live in that annoys everyone. He has his entire yard decorated with bible quotes and every Friday and Saturday night he takes a big cross down and stands in front of a bar or club and tells everyone that goes in or comes out that they are going to hell for drinking and "whoreing" Everyone I know is annoyed by him. Even the local paper did a story on him and ended up slamming him.
So I would go down and buy about 25 blow up sex dolls and fill them with helium so they would float. Then I would dress them in various sexy outfits and on friday night, after he got home from harrasing the people at the bars I would sneak in and stake them down to his yard with some twine so that they will float about 10 feet of the ground. So in the morning, while he is sleeping in to rest up for a nother night of annoying the people of the town, the people driving by his house will see 25 sex dolls dressed like naughty maids, nurses, loves slaves and more. Some, of course would be posed is great sexual positions. I would then hide across the street in some bushes and videotape his response when he came out and saw them.
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