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I would have a "white christmas" theme in Vegas at the internext. I would pay props directors who work on porn movies to get some of the best liquids together that look like cum, and drop a huge bucket on random webmasters who act like asses at the internext show. Drunk and pinching ladies' nipples on the internext floor=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over you! Sort of like from the old 80's nick show "you can't do that on television" except it's cum. Acting like a supreme jackass=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over your head.
I would also be sure and pimp out an Elvis impersonator especially for the occasion who would come and dance and sing next to the jackass with the bucket full of cum all over them and pose in pictures taken especially for webmasters to view.
BTW I would also tip a few bucks all the twinks to come and lick the cum of people acting like jack asses at the vegas show.
Boy I'm good.
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