Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies
Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?"
He'll say
"Thirty bucks"
Then I'll ask
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!"
Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse.
So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next.
When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in.
Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style
