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I would use that monty to get a VERY VERY well made George Bush face put on me, one that would look EXACTLY like him. I would also use the money to buy a type of suit he would wear with the USA flag pin on it. I would also hire a bodyguard or 2 for the day to make my George Bush status look real.
I would then walk around all the casinos and laugh at the people who lose money, and tell them how if they don't know how to gamble, they are not true american citizens.
I would also make a bunch of terrorist and oil jokes with people who come and go on the strip. I would flick off people so bad, throwing pennies at them, pushing them and running away, drawing things on the sidewalks, and if anybody would try to approach me, my bodyguards would block them.
And finally, I would hire a dirty hooker which I will screw in public, for everyone to see George Bush paying and having sex with a hooker.
All of this would be video taped and later posted on the internet as "Bush Gone Wild".
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