After what happened to me Christmas Day
I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade
Iwill dump the leeches in a tub.
then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve.
I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade.
then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood.
Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street.
Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars.
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