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The Lone Ranger gets caught by a bunch of indians. The indians inform The Lone Ranger that he has only 3 days to live and he will be killed on the fourth day. Until the day of his death however, he can have anything he'd like.
The first day he asks to talk to his horse (named Silver). The indians bring him his horse. The Lone Ranger whispers into Silver's ear and the horse takes off on a dead run. After a little while Silver returns with a hot blonde. The Lone Ranger Spends the night with her.
The second day he asks to talk to his horse again. The indians bring him his horse. The Lone Ranger whispers into Silver's ear and the horse takes off on a dead run. After a little while Silver returns with a hot brunette. The Lone Ranger Spends the night with her too.
The third and final day he asks to talk to his horse again. The indians bring him his horse. The Lone Ranger grabs Silver by the ears and yells " I SAID POSSE".
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I like pie.
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