OK, kiddies...let's review:
1. You're drunk
2. You're watching after "young kids"
3. You want to take them for a drive in your Porsche
4. You're looking for tips to "sober up" so you can drive "young kids" in a high-performance sports car...drunk.
5. You're asking people how to sober up fast to make #4 possible.
Let's assume you decide to try one of these half-cocked suggestions. You load up the kids in the car and go for a drive. You crash and someone gets hurt or worse (God forbid...seriously). Since we're starting out with poor logic to make this drive to get food in the first place, you decide to sue the GFY'er whose suggestion you tried.
Stranger things have happened
