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Originally posted by TheFLY
No you got it wrong...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Money
Muscles
Big cock
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Attractive
Affectionate
No kids
No mental disorder
No STD
No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
Under X lbs
Under X age
Works out -- tight body
Eats healthy
Pussy always warm and wet
Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
Loves a cock in her mouth
Loves a cock in her pussy
Loves a cock in her ass
Knows how to moan
Knows how to move
Knows how to sing
Gives good massage
Good cook
Intelligent
Witty
Loves everything about me
She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time.
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Ok I like yours way better...
