Male masturbation toys
Any1 ever try em? Do they work? Any good? Like those penis sucker things that jerk you off or something? Im not talking about penis pumps, or fake pussies.
Anyway, me and the wife were on eBay fulfilling a sex toy buying binge, I got her like 4 different vibrators, some crap for both of us, then we came across this male shit, ... I was like 'hmmmm'... and get this, she started bitchin at me 'you aint getting that! hell no'...... lol she got jealous. What she can have a bunch of toys for herself and I cant get something that MIGHT do the same thing for me? Well I bid on it for novelty because I dont think its actually going to give me a great time..... unless one of you have some stories you would like to share?
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