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From the legends gym writers:
The Legend's writers relinquish our pen and give way to our resident swashbuckler. Here is Captain Softbeard's 'treasure map' to finding her G Spot:
"ARRRRRRight, Matey. Have her lie on her back. Walk 7 paces of your fingers down from her belly button. Find her love cave. Rub the pearl on the top of the entrance before you try to get inside. Take your two fingers, (clip your nails you scallywag!) and insert them pointing with the pads of them upwards. About 1.5-3 inches in you will feel a bit of spongy tissue on the top wall. AHOY MATEY! You've found the spot. Now move your fingers in a motion like you were trying to beckon your lazy first mate. Soon enough the ship beneath you will start to toss and turn like an angry sea. Shiver me Timbers, thar she goes! When the waters calm, give her a kiss, and the treasure is yours."
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