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Originally Posted by Donny
I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.
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I'm sorry but we have a patent on "God saved me", if you would like to apply for a license you can apply here
www.godsavedme.com/license-church-tour.php
Since they are currently in high demand you would probably only be able to get one in case you have been convicted several times for obscenery charges, been in unsuccesfull psychological treatment or have been sued several times for scamming your models etc.
The good part it, if you get a license, the total cost is ONLY 45% of the total turnover
