Performing the "Ass Grappler", by Allah Akbar.
(stereotypical habib voice)
"To perform this exceedingly technical move, sometimes called the
'Rectal Revenger', you are needing to shove your hand down the pants of your partner. Once your are be gaining a bit of leverage hook as many fingers as you can fit into your opponent anus. Once you are be having this firm grip on his asshole thrust his face into the ground and ask him if he would like a cherry slushy, mother dick bitch."
(/stereotypical habib voice)
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