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Dude, seriously. Check this.
I am sitting here zoning out listening to a horror DVD on repeat shohahahay after 2 AM, my cat comes running in with what seems like a bat, I damn near fall out of my chair backwards, no shirt on and this fucking thing hits me in the back needlesstosay, I fucking screamed outloud, my girl jumps up has no clue whats going on, her eyes arent even focusing and Im jumping around the room almost naked with a fucking bat chasing me.
Well, its not a bat, my cat and dog battled for it as it made its way to the lamps in the living room.
After about 20 mins of searching for it and figured it was gone, I got closer to my station and noticed the fucking thing fucking landed on my mousepad.
Thats when I realized what it was/is.
No clue what species but this is the biggest god damned moth I have ever seen, I am guessing the fires in the surrounding hills have disturbed some truly astonishing tree dwellers, this fucking moth has a 5-6 inch wingspan. I shit you not.
You cannot imagine how fucking creeped I am right now, i keep twitcdhing thinking somethings pricking me, or crawling on me.... fuck.
I caught the fucker and me and my girl put it in a tupperware jug and its fucking under a Fender practice amp.
I cant even look at it through the plastic man, its fucking the biggest damn moth I have ever seen, I am going to look up info on, I swear the fucker is like the one on Silence of the Lambs or something, it has big black circles on the wings (from what i recall) and huge antennas and fucking legs....
shit dude, seriouslty this creeped me out bad this fucking hair tarantuala thing with legs fucked popped my bareback as Im sitting here smoked out bout to crawl into bed with my honey, god damn im fucking wired.
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