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chodadog · 09-14-2002, 05:43 AM

The pope was recently in South Africa, and had managed to find some spare time to go out on safari. Anyways, the jeep he was in was driving alongside this river, and he noticed that a black man was being attacked by a crocodile. Next thing, a boat comes roaring around the river bend, with three white men in it. One of them has a harpoon, and carefully takes aim; hitting the crocodile right in it's back.

So they get a little closer, and the other two men drag in the dead croc and the semi-concious man, and then headed to the shore.

The pope was impressed, and stopped off to say a few words.

"That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa."

And with that, the pope drove away. The harpoonist asked,

"Who was that?"

One of the other men replied, "That was his holieness the pope, all of god's wisdom is channelled through him"

The harpoonist replies,

"Well, he doesn't know fuck all about crocodile hunting, how's the bait?"

09-14-2002, 05:43 AM
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Joke - If you're easily offended, don't bother. The pope was recently in South Africa, and had managed to find some spare time to go out on safari. Anyways, the jeep he was in was driving alongside this river, and he noticed that a black man was being attacked by a crocodile. Next thing, a boat comes roaring around the river bend, with three white men in it. One of them has a harpoon, and carefully takes aim; hitting the crocodile right in it's back. So they get a little closer, and the other two men drag in the dead croc and the semi-concious man, and then headed to the shore. The pope was impressed, and stopped off to say a few words. "That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa." And with that, the pope drove away. The harpoonist asked, "Who was that?" One of the other men replied, "That was his holieness the pope, all of god's wisdom is channelled through him" The harpoonist replies, "Well, he doesn't know fuck all about crocodile hunting, how's the bait?"