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Old 09-14-2002, 10:17 AM  
hahmike
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 2,488
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Originally posted by SR
hehe it makes me wonder why you don't stick with the same designer(s)?
Looks like you need a new designer for every job small or big.
exactly. he must be killing them off.

it starts out, just like the movie american psycho. he takes a shower and gets ready for work. he invites you for drinks. at first it is just drinks... but he is really fondling the masking tape in the kitchen. then he spills cranberry on the bedsheets and becomes insanely jealous of your new business card. he whacks "simply irresistable" on the panasonic, oils himself up and struts around nude. you make a dash for the door. he follows you with a chainsaw in only his sneakers, dropping the weapon from the top of the stairs and hitting you in the back and cutting your purdy lingerie. he wraps you in a comme des garçons overnight bag and lumps your ass in the back of a taxi...
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