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Here's some funny ones!
What does WTC stand for? - "What Trade Center?"
The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers:
Dale Earnhardt.
At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition.
They dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC:
they have found 5000 extra pairs of hands...
New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
What is world most efficient airline?
American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!
What was the last thing going through the mind of a stockbroker on the 110th floor?
The radio mast.
America's new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4
If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The Square"?
... or the PentaGONE?
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"
Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
Because now you can run them through a sieve.
The theme song: Its Raining Men.
Great Jokes! But remember, they are only JOKES! so please dont be offended by them
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