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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, hahaha8220;Mahahaha8217;am did you know you were speeding?hahaha8221;
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
The old man yells, hahaha8220;He says you were speeding!hahaha8221;
The patrolman says, hahaha8220;May I see your license?hahaha8221;
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
The old man yells, hahaha8220;He wants to see your license!hahaha8221;
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, hahaha8220;I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman Ihahaha8217;ve ever seen.hahaha8221;
The woman turned to her husband and asked, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
And the old man yells, hahaha8220;He said he knows you!hahaha8221;
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