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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation and it was effecting his marriage.
So, he decided to go to the doctor and asked what he could do about his problem.
He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes of slap and tickle, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to cum. Following the doctors orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
"Just great, asshole... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
Now, lets get those $100 signups!
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