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Here's another joke to keep this thread going:
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They
> quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to
> action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank
> that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde
> and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan
> is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I
> remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more
> and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the
> blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out,
> "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"
>
> The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the
> car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and
> waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the
> blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm
> blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde
> was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied
> around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his
> pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach
> his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to
> put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and
> dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger
> seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving.
> The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the
> pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied
> tightly around it behind.
>
> The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the
> hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and
> turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you
> mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette
> paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
> TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
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