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I watch it - one day, I know, there will be an animal attack caught on camera. Thailand is full of dangerous shit - snakes, big cats, elephants, even guerrilla fighters from Burma! Someone's going down this season.
And I do not know how there has not been one serious ass whooping on that show yet. I guess they won't let people from NJ on it. I know I'd have killed a bunch of fuckers in their sleep for the million bucks.
"Hey, what happened to Joe?"
"I dunno..."
"He was sleeping right over there last night. Now he's gone!"
"Oh fuck! Musta been a lion! Hey, you're upset, why don't you lay down, get some rest?"
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