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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I'm dying to know....
you couldn't have been taking a dump because the opening would have been sealed by your ass...
which can only mean... you were the middle of a conversation on the phone while you were taking a piss? 
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Haha I do that all the time. When people ask what the wierd wather sound is. I always say I'm in the middle of making coffey