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1) Men are like -- Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
2) Men are like -- Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3) Men are like -- Department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
4) Men are like -- Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
5) Men are like --Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
6) Men are like -- Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
7) Men are like-- Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
8) Men are like -- Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
9) Men are like -- Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
10) Men are like -- Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
11) Men are like--Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
12) Men are like -- Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
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