if you're going to flame canada at least get your details right.
10) Here in Vancouver, it fucking warm, eh? Guys are in their shorts and girls are in their haltertops.
9) Local cable? huh? we've got cable in our igloos.
8) Broadband? huh? Canada rates #1 in the world in terms of its availability and where i live we're tops in Canada.
7) The French? Quebec girls are cute and the boys even cuter.
6) High Taxes. Yeah, I complain about high taxes too... until someone I know is in the hospital and he pays virtually nothinng while Americans have to mortage the house to pay for the operation or to have a baby. I'll worry about high taxes when Americans start worrying about how many of their fellow citizens are without any health care coverage whatsoever.
5) Lame Ass Soccer Team? Who the hell watches soccer?
4) Lame Ass Hockey Team? I dunno about hockey 'cept they all look good in the post game locker room TV shots
4a) President is a lamer. Silly Americans know nothing about the world beyond their borders. Canada is a monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as the head of state and Prince William is a hunk - so there. On top of that Americans can't even elect their presidents properly. Last time I looked the US had a President-select not a President-elect.
3) Amount of yellow yada yada.... I'm a rice queen so I like it.
2) True. Alas. Men look so good in uniforms, especially marines in dress uniform. YUM.
1) ROFL. Do you know how much straight porn is produced up here? Last time I looked the women were mighty fine and the guys even better.