09-21-2002, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,370
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Quote:
Originally posted by redwhitenblue
10. Fucking cold eh
That it is, but only in winter, summer is nice 
9. Local cable
Um.... yeah, cable sucks, but hey, who honestly needs more then 200 channels?
8. Broadband availability
Better then most of the US, and normially the minimum you get is 1.5mbps DSL for $25US/month.
7. The french
Hey, no arguements there
6. High tax rates
Means better education (1 extra month a year for our kids), and free health care.
5. Lame ass soccer team
We have 1 soccer team? Nah, I think you are greatly misinformed.
4. Lame ass hockey team
Heheheeh, 1 hockey team again? Dood, you need to get out more.
4a. President is a stroker
President? Sorry, we don't have one. We do have a Prime Minister though.
3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis
Racist. I aint going there.
2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag
Yes, but we are the best peacekeepers in the world, including getting the idea of peacekeeping going on an international level. We don't go out and kill ppl for the fun of it like another unnamed country.
1. Ugliest women in the world
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Well, no. That's gotta be [Enter random country here]
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