pants = crappy
"This kebab is pants"
(to) wank = (to) masturbate
"What a wanker" "I'm gonna go have a wank"
(to) snog = (to) kiss
"They were snogging in the cinema"
taking the piss = kidding / mocking
"You're taking the piss" or "He took the piss out of her"
arse = ass (but can also be used like damn)
"Arse!" "What an arse" "Nice arse"
bollocks = (can be used like damn)
"That's totally Bollocks!"
(to) kip = (to) nap
"I'm gonna go for a kip"
tip = dump (dumpster)
"This place is a tip"
gob = mouth
"Shut your gob"
(to) pull = (to) pick up (someone)
"Get your coat, you've pulled" "He's totally on the pull"
pissed = drunk
"I am too pissed to walk"
on the piss = going to get drunk
"They are out on the piss"
beer goggles = drunk vision
"She was pretty hot through my beer goggles"
beer tokens = money
"Get some beer tokens so we can go out on the piss"
fag = cigarette
"I could really suck ona fag right now"
mate(s) = friend(s)
"Going out with your mates?"
gubbins = stuff
"Get your kitchen gubbins, I wanna bake something"
gooseberry = a third wheel
"I felt like a real gooseberry going out with those two"
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