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Don't : throw chairs off of balconys
Do : Tell people the reason you pulled up in a taxi was because your lamborghini is in the shop for repairs
Don't : Try and do business
Do : Send over a hot ass stripper you hired for the event to flirt with webmasters and make them feel good... in hopes of traffic in return
Do : Lock all food in your car when you sleep, or risk getting attacked by an AaronM
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I like turtles.
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