Another fine moment, my wife had our son in the bathroom at her in Kings Island (local amusement park. He was five at the time; she could not leave him alone. While in the bathroom stall with my wife, my son starts yelling out, ?THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT MOMMY.? (He was referring to her tampon string) The bathroom was full; the line was out the door. My son kept repeating over and over, MOMMY, THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT, LET ME PULL IT OUT FOR YOU MOMMY.? Everyone in the restroom was busting a gut laughing. My wife stayed in the restroom for about ½ hour waiting for everyone that heard this left the building. Needless to say, I heard about it. That was the last time my son went in the restroom with my wife.
