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Originally Posted by JMan
Yup she always goes in the dishwasher when I am done 
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What are you? Some kind of half-assed masturbator?
Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a biship flogger or a one eyed snake wrangler. What d'ya have there - a portable pussy or a plastic jizz collector?
Used fleshlight
A fleshlight. You go inside the fleshlight?
You go into the fleshlight, fleshlight goes in the dishwasher, your jizz goes in the dishwasher. Dishes in the dishwasher. Our dishes.