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Originally Posted by nekrom
Spitting in customers food is a myth. Reality is they whipe their cocks on your plate first. 
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Customer: "Waiter, I'm not happy with the dressing on this salad. Can I get a new salad with some creamy Italian?"
Waiter: "Absolutely miss, I'll be back in a jiffy"
{back in the back room, waiter jerks off in new salad}
"She want some creamy Italian, how 'bout some fucking creamy Polish?"