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  • sweetjimmy
    Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 777

    #1

    Oclicks and Mo'fo Search

    since the 26th i've had 0 clicks on mofo search. I don't know if this is because of the new 6 cent payout or if i'm a cheater. If I am a cheater i'm not doing a very good job. I took that shit down anyway.
  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19814

    #2
    I'm sure your problem is either no traffic or bad traffic.
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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    • Badgurl
      Confirmed User
      • May 2001
      • 161

      #3
      Oh-oh...someone better git the sherriff...I smells trouble brewin'!
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      • 12clicks
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 19814

        #4
        no trouble that I know of.
        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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        • Susan
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 772

          #5
          Did you take a happy pill today
          Stupid Spice

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          • Hot Tropical Babes
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 3014

            #6
            I dont think it was a happy pill, I think it was that HUGE bacon and egg sandwich he made last night. It looked so yummy and i didnt even get a bite

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            • sweetjimmy
              Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 777

              #7
              i'm sure my problem is that the fucken thing doesn't work. I think its convenient that it shuts down on Memorial day weekend, the beginning of summer.

              I'll let you all know if I get paid my measly 35 dollars.

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              • 12clicks
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 19814

                #8
                my dear sweetjimmy, don't you know you better have your fucking ducks in a row before you go to a board to bad mouth me?
                look here: http://www.12clicks.com/sweetjimmy.gif
                these are sweetjimmy boy's stats.
                Notice today, the 30th. You'll see 1 clickthru for 6 cents. That would be from the test search I made in the searchbox from this page: http://www7.smutserver.com/ebony/hotrain/main.htm
                oops, looks like you forgot to remove one of my boxes. Gee, looks like it works just fine.
                Now, you little piece of shit, please continue with your little diatribe about how (how did you say it) "the fucken thing doesn't work"

                how about you spend less time posting to boards and more time getting traffic to your pages, seeing how you currently have none.

                shit badgurl, your nose is better than mine.
                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                • Rose
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 1456

                  #9
                  Good one Ron

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                  • jeanette
                    Registered User
                    • May 2001
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Somehow stats usually stop working when a webmaster stops working. Maybe if you worked a little, your stats would start showing some clicks.

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                    • 12clicks
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 19814

                      #11
                      you guys find it hard to believe guys are full of shit when they complain about me because there are so many of them.

                      I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU! there are just too many idiots out there.
                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                      • Rose
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 1456

                        #12
                        Ron I always believed you
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                        • 12clicks
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19814

                          #13
                          hey, anyone notice my fancy photoshop skills?
                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                          • 12clicks
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 19814

                            #14
                            Rose, you're my favorite canadien by far!
                            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                            • Rose
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 1456

                              #15
                              Thank you
                              Does it matter that I wasnt born in Canada?
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                              • Susan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 772

                                #16
                                For 12clicks

                                Researchers from the University of British Columbia in Vancouver studied men and women between the ages of 28 and 75 who had blood pressure levels greater than 140/90. (Normal blood pressure levels are about 120/80). Participants received either 10 hours of stress management or were assigned to a wait list. After six months, researchers measured the participants' blood pressure, lipid levels, weight and psychological measures.

                                Researchers found participants who received stress management had a significant reduction in their blood pressure compared to those who were put on the wait list. Researchers then treated those on the wait list and saw a similar reduction in blood pressure.

                                Researchers say individualized stress management is positively associated with a reduction in blood pressure. They add that reducing psychological stress and improving anger management skills also appear to lower blood pressure.

                                Stupid Spice

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                                • 12clicks
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 19814

                                  #17
                                  Rose, no it doesn't. It wouldn't even matter if you were a man.

                                  Susan, don't go blaming sweettimmy's high stress on me. I didn't bring this issue up. I'm sure he'll one day be able to manage his stress.
                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                  • wiZd0m
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 1526

                                    #18
                                    SweetJimmy needs a boyfriend to releave the pressure

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                                    • 12clicks
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 19814

                                      #19
                                      speaking of sweetjimmy, where is the little asshole?
                                      When he thought his tracks were covered, he was a regular bigmouth.

                                      here kitty, kitty, kitty
                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                      • 12clicks
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 19814

                                        #20
                                        Jimmy, there have been guys who wouldn't apologize for their misdeeds who are no longer on the internet. be a smart monkey and admit you were wrong.

                                        I'm not going away.
                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                        • pr0view
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 270

                                          #21
                                          12clicks, would you mind if all the lurkers and posters at GFY go and do a search from jimmy's page? i am referring to the human in you - let him get some $$$ and see that the "fucking thing works"
                                          Make your surfers happy on my bandwidth
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                                          • sweetjimmy
                                            Banned
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 777

                                            #22
                                            12 dicks i don't know how much you paid your little cronies to back you up, but there's no way in hell i would kiss your smelly cracker ass to collect 35 bucks.

                                            Your mo'fo search doesnt' work. I tried to search several times today and the fucken thing takes hours to respond, if it decides to respond at all.

                                            I let the fucken thing search for half an hour and all i got was this broken page:
                                            http://www.sweetjimmy.com/12dicks.jpg

                                            make a note of the search term in the address box.

                                            I always heard you were a dick, at least now i know first hand.

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                                            • boneprone
                                              Hall Of Fame
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 34415

                                              #23
                                              jimmy and 12 clicks.. I should have thought of this one earlier.

                                              Not even Don King could have thought of this one.

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                                              • sweetjimmy
                                                Banned
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 777

                                                #24
                                                LOL, there are only certain search terms that work on the mo'fo' search like "lesbians" or "porn"

                                                your an evil motherfucker 12 clicks

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                                                • sweetjimmy
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 777

                                                  #25
                                                  and i have to click on the search button to use the fucken thing. I can't just press enter to get a search result.

                                                  What shizer.

                                                  You suck 12 dicks

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                                                  • sweetjimmy
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 777

                                                    #26
                                                    no pun intended

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                                                    • wolfshade
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 847

                                                      #27
                                                      Gues Jimmy isn't smart enough to run a traceroute to that page, or he would have found out that some large carriers were having problems lately(ALTERNET the most btw)

                                                      Bu then again that's to be expected from a dude that is used to speak first and then think

                                                      Wolfshade


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                                                      • wolfshade
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 847

                                                        #28
                                                        BTW for the ones aroun dhere that think I've gone completely bananas

                                                        Here's how to do a traceroute

                                                        Open a DOS window and type:
                                                        tracert www.turbofind.com

                                                        Then press enter it will show you where the shit hits the fan

                                                        Conclusion 12clicks has a quality connection to the Internet and Sweetjimmy a crap connection

                                                        So JImmy if you must badmouth anyone yell at your ISP for buying such a crappy backbone

                                                        Wolfshade

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                                                        • sweetjimmy
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 777

                                                          #29
                                                          The only thing that's rotten in Denmark (or Holland in your case) is the fact that surfer has to click on the submit button with his frikkin mouse. Who the fuck clicks on the submit button to get search results? Nobody except the biggest fucken newbie, which is exactly the type of surfer 12clicks wants so that he can get his 4 dollar referral from ebay.

                                                          Lo and behold, now the fucken thing works when you press enter. But it even says surfer must click on the submit button on his page: "When a surfer clicks on the "submit" button to initiate a search there may be no other open windows or consoles, in front of, or behind, our search results page. "

                                                          and on no other affiliate program do i see something like this: "MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements."

                                                          This guy's more evil than Mr. Burns.

                                                          All I know is I didn't get one search from the beginning of memorial day weekend till today, with exactly the same amount of traffic.

                                                          If you think its my isp, then it must be every fucking isp in the fucking country.

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                                                          • sweetjimmy
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 777

                                                            #30
                                                            Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass?

                                                            When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share.

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                                                            • sweetjimmy
                                                              Banned
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 777

                                                              #31
                                                              ....a-hole

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                                                              • wiZd0m
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 1526

                                                                #32
                                                                Wlcome back Gay "boneproneslut" Jimmy. Yusee to have lots of sexual energy to dispose off. I can let you in the neighbors bitch (ie. female dog) if you want to releive some frustration

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                                                                • Susan
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 772

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  Stupid Spice

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                                                                  • Exxxotica
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 4396

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Where is 12clicks...Im ready to watch Round 3

                                                                    This is better than boxing night!


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                                                                    • Badgurl
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 161

                                                                      #35
                                                                      *eyes sparkling with mischief..watching as the old buzzard from down yonder at the cemetery starts his tap..tap...tap...nails into cheap planks..

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                                                                      • Badgurl
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 161

                                                                        #36
                                                                        By the way, I'm a SHE, not a HE!!!

                                                                        and I'm not even Snow in drag!


                                                                        Even though he is waaaaay prettier than I'll ever hope to be..

                                                                        I was left high and dry drooling over that damn sandwich too...

                                                                        come home and cook, clean..do the fucking dishes..eat cold chow mein grumble grumble bitch bitch whine...

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                                                                        Call it woman's intuition ron...but you were waaaaaayyyy ahead of me on this one!

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                                                                        You don't last this long without being a clever bastard!..or bitch..as the case may be

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                                                                        • mischief
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 382

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally stated by badgurl
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                                                                          • Rose
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 1456

                                                                            #38
                                                                            SweetJimmy

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                                                                            Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass?
                                                                            When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share
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                                                                            If nothing else you can make me laugh

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                                                                            • Enchantress
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 121

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I'm curious, should he take the tulip bulbs out of his ass before the sodomizing commences, or is it all part of the same process?

                                                                              Enchantress

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                                                                              • sweetjimmy
                                                                                Banned
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 777

                                                                                #40
                                                                                MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements.

                                                                                It seems Mofotraffic can't terminate me since I haven't said anything false. For the past couple of days Mofo hasn't worked and its a proven fact that Ron is a dick.

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                                                                                • sweetjimmy
                                                                                  Banned
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 777

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  enchantress, the tulip bulbs would be tied together with a piece of string and shoved up his ass like benoit balls. 12toes would come up from behind, like a thief in the night, and remove the balls from wolfshade's quivering anus with his teeth. They would then get it on, blue oyster style, wearing queer leather chaps and singing songs by the village people. 12I.Q. would then pout to wolfshade about how he doesn't like to cuddle anymore. Wolfshade tells 12 clicks to stop being so gay.

                                                                                  The End

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                                                                                  • Aussie
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 262

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This thread has got to be the most entertaining yet !

                                                                                    It's good to see some bitching, anyone got a whip ?

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                                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 34415

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      thats what the family likes to do.. Entertain.

                                                                                      Jimmy is quite good at this.

                                                                                      Boneprone 4-Life.

                                                                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                      • 12clicks
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 19814

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        aw, jimmy you hurt my feelings. guess schools almost out and you want to leave the internet with a bang. ok.
                                                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                        • wiZd0m
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 1526

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I think Jimmy realise that 30$, well, is 30$ but a DVD player is 100$ so by having you post here like that, he is gonna make 70$ for free

                                                                                          Indeed, he gonna leave with a nice DVD for the summer ...

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                                                                                          • sweetjimmy
                                                                                            Banned
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 777

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            12clicks, what did you put on your sandwich besides bacon and eggs? Hearing about it is making me hungry.

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                                                                                            • 12clicks
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 19814

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              sweet timmy, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. please don't forget this thread.
                                                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                              • boneprone
                                                                                                Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 34415

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Im having fun.. This is a perfect match!!
                                                                                                I should have thought of this earlier!

                                                                                                Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                                Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                                http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                                Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                                • sweetjimmy
                                                                                                  Banned
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 777

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You have to launch a first strike when your asking the most hated man on the net for help. 12clicks isn't famous for his people skills so he would of called me an idiot regardless of what I asked him.

                                                                                                  If mojosearch is not responsible for "acts of God", and 12clicks is God (at least according to 12clicks), can't 12clicks do whatever the fuck he wants?

                                                                                                  12clicks I bet that in your kitchen, where the bacon and egg sandwiches flow like cheap wine, you have a plaque that says:"Rule#1. The chef is always right Rule#2. If the chef is wrong, read rule #1."

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                                                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by 12clicks:
                                                                                                    Rose, you're my favorite canadien by far!
                                                                                                    Oh MAN am I hurt now

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