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If u r given a chance to be reborn, where will u like to be born?
If u r given a chance to be reborn, where will u like to be born? boy/girl? rich/average/poor? democratic/communist country? what language would u like to speak? what would u like to eat everyday? countryside/town/city? how abt the weather? .... Any WHY?
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I need a beer
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I want to be an Eagle and fly around and catch salmon
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i want to be born to be a man in Moscow surrounded by all the blonde girls. I want to be born in a mafia family in the outskirt of Moscow. I could like to visit central asia and china for holidays... I would like to be able to speak russian, german, english, mandarin, portugues, spanish and hindi. And I would like to have the most conservative mongolian and russian mix gf.
dear God, please fulfill my wish. |
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Somewhere in Scandinavian/Nordic Countries Probabely.
Government would care more about my freedoms and rights, i wouldn't be seing stupid issues every day on Tv, Military budgets would be cut to lowest possible level. additionally i wouldn't be marked with a default religion by state as soon as i born. |
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no matter where, just to be wealthy country from the real world (no third world country)
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France is ok for me but maybe in a nordik country like sweeden or denmark.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Somewhere hot.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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in a bank vault
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Too old to care
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East London, 1950.
Being 16 in the UK in 1966 was something I would never of wanted to miss. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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A void...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i like rebirth
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nobody wants to be born in china?
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There can be only one
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i would prefer not to be reborn any more.
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No thanks, one times enough
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Bill Gates house
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Miami and rich
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gotta quit dying at some point
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I don't care as long as I can spend my life with the loved ones I have in my life now.
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Same place, I would do my life all over again, it's been a blast so far!
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A freakin' legend!
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I want to be born under either Stalin, Mao, or Obama. I can't decide which right now.
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Amateur Gynecologist
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Judging by the grammar in this thread, this rebirth thing is a fantasy for people who didn't get it right the first time.
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So Fucking Banned
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brasil is not a bad place too... booze n women for life...
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on some days i wish i'd be what i was when i wished to be what i am now ... makes sense? :D
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fucking shit hurts every time it happens ... NO MORE PLZ! i had 'nuff!
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a manbird on Scrote Cheese Island. Suck my balls, put your cheeks into it, I'm gonna bang your mouth
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Naa once is enough for me..
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perhaps bhutan... heard the people there are crazily happy...
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