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brassmonkey · 12-08-2010, 07:17 AM

12/7/2010 3:20 PM PST by TMZ Staff

Tommy Lee is laying the smack down on SeaWorld for the "sick and twisted" way they allegedly treat their most famous Orca's ... penis.

The Motley Crue drummer just fired off a letter to SeaWorld -- accusing the park of keeping Tilikum the whale in captivity because, "he is your chief sperm bank."

Tilikum -- as you may know -- made national headlines for being involved in the deaths of three people.

But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

Lee continues, "Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted."

Tommy and his friends at PETA have called for the whale's release into the wild. SeaWorld has always maintained that the animals receive expert care at its parks.

We've called SeaWorld for comment -- but so far, no dice.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/07/tommy-...asturbation/2/

XD2 · 12-08-2010, 07:32 AM

Ah, so it turns out a breeding program can go too far :-\

ottopottomouse · 12-08-2010, 08:08 AM

I hope he's never drunk any milk then seeing as most dairy cows are the product of artificial insemination.

Kenny B! · 12-08-2010, 08:57 AM

So helping a whale rub one out is somehow bad? I can think of much worse ways to extract semen from a body, that way seems pretty good.

MaDalton · 12-08-2010, 09:18 AM

i'm sure Tommy Lee has seen more cow vaginas than the whale

seeandsee · 12-08-2010, 09:23 AM

better for him to fuck Pamela

MrBottomTooth · 12-08-2010, 09:27 AM

Maybe he should worry about his own shit instead of worrying about killer whales getting whacked off.

Last I heard he let a kid drown in his pool while he was inside the house. But go get that horrible Seaworld, douchebag.

PornGreen · 12-08-2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'm sure Tommy Lee has seen more cow vaginas than the whale

This was my first thought as well. Cow vagina is probably tighter than most of the skanks he's banged too.

brassmonkey · 12-08-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGreen

This was my first thought as well. Cow vagina is probably tighter than most of the skanks he's banged too.

ewww

tranza · 12-08-2010, 10:13 AM

I don't see what the big deal is.

michael.kickass · 12-08-2010, 11:16 AM

lol, :1orlaugh

cherrylula · 12-08-2010, 11:25 AM

Tommy just needs to come out of that bovine closet and admit he only likes cows now, because he is bored with groupies.

pOrRiDgE · 12-08-2010, 11:39 AM

I dont want that sick asshole to defend me!

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