What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

[Juicy D. Links]

I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...

[Spunky]

Hookers and Blow everyday!

[beerptrol]

change my phone # and start a tube. Then pay someone to beat the shit out of the thieving sponsor bastards who stole my money

[xNetworx]

Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

Rub one out.

[Adam_M]

Have a few beers and smile a lot

[react]

2 chicks at the same time.

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by react

2 chicks at the same time.

[Puremeds-J]

I'd buy a small US bank

[srhcom]

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $69.

[HomerSimpson]

I would

1. change my name
2. leave my (fucking) country, to some place nice
3. enjoy a peaceful live...

[JFK]

I'd buy you, your very own fluffer

[Doctor Dre]

In the 103321536 times this simulation has run, players have won $158049806
And by won I mean they have won back $158049806 of the $103321536 they spent (152%).

sounds like a bad simulator

[Redrob]

I'd have a coronary and my wife would get a cabana boy to go with her new house and pool in Key West.

[marketsmart]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...

the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay...




.

[adultchatpay]

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP

Is that Clay Guida on the canvass? That kick was amazing, would love to see the full video.

[MrBottomTooth]

I'd buy a couple busty asians to be my maids and sex slaves. I'd also make them fuck each other and while they were doing that I'd walk around them in circles making it rain on them while stroking my penis.

[Hawkeye]

1. Hire a lawyer and an accountant.

2. Two chicks at the same time.

3. Hire a financial services firm to invest the money in a diversified portfolio of short-term government and corporate bonds.

4. Use the interest to form a citizens militia. The militia would guard our border with Mexico and round up any wetbacks who attempt to cross illegally. The wetbacks would be handed over to the Feds, and if the Feds refused to do anything about it, the new policy would be to unceremoniously dump the wetbacks back across the border.

5. Form a 2nd militia to round up wetbacks who have already made it to places like L.A. and Phoenix. Send them back to TJ.

6. "Donate" heavily to every Congressman and Senator I can find who is remotely interested in securing our border, and make them know that the money will keep flowing as long as they make it their priority to keep wetbacks out of our country.

[Juicy D. Links]

http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

anybody got the numbers?

[96ukssob]

pretend i never won. wouldnt tell anyone and go about my business... of course working a lot less

id pull out some bs story that i sold a business i made for $2mil here or invested some company and make a big return, blah blah blah but never admit I ever won. When you win money, everyone and their mother has their hand out... but when you earn it, only about half of those are there

first thing I would do is pay off all bills and get rid of my car. buy a nicer car and lose some weight

[brassmonkey]

have a big ass party

[Mr Happy]

I would pee in your butt

[loreen]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay....

You can do that now
Or do you actually want the blowjob?

[LeRoy]

Party it up! Surf and travel all over the world.

Give a bunch of it away. I dont need that much $$ to be

[AzteK]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

anybody got the numbers?

nuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmbeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssssss?? anyone?

[Seth Manson]

The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the Mega Ball 42

[Chris]

I didn't win

[Lester Burnham]

Hopefully pay off my student loans, but not sure if the winnings will cover it.

After the loans are paid off...

1) Buy my mom a phat ass crib and full time limo driver.
2) Take a small group of friends to Dubai, Nice, France, St. Barts or some other locale and just kick it rap star style for a week two.

Start designing my mansion somewhere in Malibu or Florida.

[cjhmdm]

I'd probably have a fucking heart attack or an aneurysm... or something bad would happen to me like all that shit that happened to Hugo from Lost when he won.

I've never gotten by by being lucky, and I don't expect it to even happen ><

[cam_girls]

so many options... I'd probably go with fap

maybe buy a $10,000 ad spot on Channel 10 news and go NYA NYA

[iTugIt]

Go see the proper Attorney and get everything in line. From there, I'd rub it in a lot of assholes faces that have wronged me.

After that, I'd get some drugs and start partying.

[AzteK]

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the Mega Ball 42

fuck, back to building sites...

[Mutt]

they've done studies following up big lottery winners - most regret winning the millions, it turned their lives upside down, changed how their friends and family treated them, targets for every investment scheme/scam, many end bankrupt

having that much money is a job in itself.

first job is hiring a top lawyer and accountancy firm to advise me and get the money safely invested until I can figure out what to do with it.

i'd buy a very nice home for 3-5M depending on where it's located, no more than 5000 sq feet, maybe 7500 sq feet. Then comes taking care of family and a few close friends.

If we're talking 355 million then I'd set up a charitable foundation and decide how much a year I'll give to charity. I wouldn't be handing over millions to big corporate type charities.
I'd like to find individuals and groups who really need immediate help.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

I'd start setting up VIP charge accounts with every coke dealer and whorehouse within a 1000 mile radius...

[solopimps]

Originally Posted by adultchatpay

Is that Clay Guida on the canvass? That kick was amazing, would love to see the full video.

That was the WEC lightweight championship fight between Anthony Pettis and Ben Henderson. Last WEC event before merging with the UFC. I think the event number was 56. I was there, but for w/e reason can't remember the number of the event. That kick is all over youtube, espn, etc. I'm sure you can download the full fight though. Good luck!

[djroof]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I'd buy a couple busty asians to be my maids and sex slaves. I'd also make them fuck each other and while they were doing that I'd walk around them in circles making it rain on them while stroking my penis.

the most stupid gif ever seen

[Jdoughs]

Originally Posted by srhcom

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $69.

4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

Didn't turn out so depressing on my pull of the dial.

[jerryb]

04-08-15-25-47 + 42

[buildingfutures]

Honestly, I would never want to win an amount like that.

It takes away a lot of cool things in life like the joy of raking in cash from sales, seeing results cause the hard work you put into things.

Winning 500K is sweet, gets you going for a while, take a long-term trip, invest and live a few years without worry (if you do it right)

Chances of you becoming an empty shell of a person when winning an amount of 355 mil are pretty high.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by Mutt

they've done studies following up big lottery winners - most regret winning the millions, it turned their lives upside down, changed how their friends and family treated them, targets for every investment scheme/scam, many end bankrupt

Usually because the big winners are people who have never had a large amount of money before in their life.

What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?
Just sit around looking a bit shocked I expect.

[RyuLion]

Buy my mom a house, then invest in a bunch of nice places in South Beach and make more $$$.

[BV]

I'd come here and tell everyone to go fuck themselves!

[NutraCash]

I'd throw up then pass out.....

[spazlabz]

see if I was allowed to set up a blind trust and then make all the necessary appointments for eye surgery

[PR_Glen]

A lot of the things you guys are saying you would do are completely doable now without the lottery. Start making some plans and you'll be living the dream without the ridiculous odds against you ;)

[Ross]

Book a flight home to be with family to try and keep my feet on the ground. After that I'd be all about seeing the world with my girlfriend while my mansion was custom built for me

[PiffStenis]

I'd go to this place:
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/855584-china-handjob-therapy-changsha-china-massage.html

[cooldude7]

i'd start biggest tube site ever.

[Chosen]

Nothing.
Then something.
Then nothing again.
And then something.
Goto 1

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by react

2 chicks at the same time.

Don't need money to do that.

I'd carry on posting on GFY. While watch others who post from their spare room trying to impress us. OK a lot of them don't even have a spare room, but you get the picture.

So basically not much would change.

Might buy a bigger house so Eva has more housework to keep her from telling me she's bored. LOL