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Old 05-22-2011, 06:56 PM   #1
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Old 05-22-2011, 07:08 PM   #2
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I honestly don't fucking get it.

NY business man walks in, blasts 1 guy in the face and other in the head. Then he drives, runs himself over along with 2 of his buddies. How he is driving and running himself over which i found pretty strange. He shows up at a crime scene have necrophilia porn in front of his work mates. Then shows a picture of 2 guys playing a video game?

Am i high?

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Old 05-22-2011, 07:14 PM   #3
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This is how society is today, none of it makes any sense at all.
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Old 05-22-2011, 07:46 PM   #4
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What they are trying to say in the comic is that Rock Star games (the company that makes the game) are nothing but violence and sex. Kill everyone, fuck everyone.

They are the guys that made the Grand Theft Auto series.

http://www.rockstargames.com/


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I honestly don't fucking get it.

NY business man walks in, blasts 1 guy in the face and other in the head. Then he drives, runs himself over along with 2 of his buddies. How he is driving and running himself over which i found pretty strange. He shows up at a crime scene have necrophilia porn in front of his work mates. Then shows a picture of 2 guys playing a video game?

Am i high?

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Old 05-22-2011, 07:51 PM   #5
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I honestly don't fucking get it.

NY business man walks in, blasts 1 guy in the face and other in the head. Then he drives, runs himself over along with 2 of his buddies. How he is driving and running himself over which i found pretty strange. He shows up at a crime scene have necrophilia porn in front of his work mates. Then shows a picture of 2 guys playing a video game?

Am i high?
You have to know about the Rockstar catalog of games to understand the humor of this comic.
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Old 05-22-2011, 08:24 PM   #6
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What they are trying to say in the comic is that Rock Star games (the company that makes the game) are nothing but violence and sex. Kill everyone, fuck everyone.

They are the guys that made the Grand Theft Auto series.

http://www.rockstargames.com/
Thanks for explaining. Rockstar really swung for the fences with this title and I think they connected. LA Noire is the cutting edge of detective/suspense games.
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Thanks for explaining. Rockstar really swung for the fences with this title and I think they connected. LA Noire is the cutting edge of detective/suspense games.
They got the facial thing looking pretty good, but something about the camera work is very un-cinematic. Maybe its the focal lengths...something looks off.

Anyway, I'll pass on this one. I can never finish one of their overrated games. Red Dead lost me after the 10th time I had to ride a horse for 20 minutes and listen to some old prospector blab in my ear for the entire ride.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:20 PM   #8
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Rockstar games kick ass :D

I played all GTA's and Red Dead Redemption.. gonna grab LA Noir as soon as I finish God of War 3 ( yeah, I'm kinda late with that one :P )

There is something incredibly fun in driving over people and watching it on a 50 inch plasma, with beer and a cig along with it
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Anyway, I'll pass on this one. I can never finish one of their overrated games. Red Dead lost me after the 10th time I had to ride a horse for 20 minutes and listen to some old prospector blab in my ear for the entire ride.
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I honestly don't fucking get it
Glad i'm not the only one.

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Still don't really get it after the explanation
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i was thinking of picking this game up, but I still have about a dozen games that are still unopened
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:40 AM   #16
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Old 05-23-2011, 11:25 AM   #18
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lol these are the games that kids are playing, killing everyone, while the adults can only say "I dont get it"...
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:00 PM   #21
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The comic makes no sense, because aside from GTA, all of rockstars games offer a lot more than just crazy violence.

I finished La Noire last night, and it's truely phenominal.

Also, whoever drew that comic clearly hasn't even played the game, you will have to try VERY hard to mow people down with a car, pedestrians are very nimble LOL.

You can't shoot, or even pull out your gun unless you are being shot at.

Rockstar is all grown up, and will be creating some of the most amazing games for a while to come.

MAJOR SPOILER BELOW!!!!! Highlight to read

They also have some serious balls, they'll do things in their games that no other company would risk, like killing the main character in red dead off at the end

They did the same thing in LA noire , killed off the main character in the game right at the end.
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Worst LA Noire driver?

LOL she's pretty bad but in her defence the steering is super touchy, and she hasn't located the ebrake button yet.

The other night I was playing, and I don't know if it was luck or skill, but I ended up pretty upset that I didn't have my cap card running, I went from one end of the city to the other ,full speed, running every intersection, corner etc, and never hit a thing.. cars would miss me by one inch etc, was pretty epic run
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