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KRosh · 01-07-2011, 12:42 PM

A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left London and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile....somewhere in America ....a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS ........ Sure is hot down here!!

abyss_al · 01-07-2011, 01:37 PM

cooldude7 · 01-07-2011, 01:47 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 01-07-2011, 01:51 PM

KRosh · 01-07-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

now THAT is a FUNNY right there.. LOL

docputer · 01-07-2011, 02:32 PM

Well, I liked it. Thanks

01-07-2011, 12:42 PM	#1
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	Friday Funnies - A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left London and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address. Meanwhile....somewhere in America ....a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I have Arrived! Dearest Love: I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS ........ Sure is hot down here!! __________________ ICQ 115433750

01-07-2011, 01:37 PM	#2
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01-07-2011, 01:51 PM	#4
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01-07-2011, 01:47 PM	#3
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01-07-2011, 02:32 PM	#6
docputer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,103	Well, I liked it. Thanks